I don’t mean to herald myself as a prophet (because I’m not!), but exactly a year ago, I made a prediction that tomorrow morning will come true. (I know what you’re thinking… “that’s AMAZING! Who could have ever made that prediction?”) My prediction will stop traffic in the streets, will have people people sleeping on sidewalks, huddled around makeshift campsites, and will inevitably a create mob scene, and most likely induce violence in some (it’s a sad reality) and euphoria in others (also a sad reality). What could possibly cause such a global meltdown? If you read my prediction closely, you’ll notice I even named it correctly (WOWZERS!).… Continue reading
One might have thought last week that the world was coming to an end. People lined the streets, even camped out for days to get their hands on one of life’s absolute necessities. What was it that they desperately needed? What device did the fate of humanity hinge upon? A phone. Apple rolled out its newest creations, and with it came a tidal wave sensation around the world. Move over Black Friday: iFriday is becoming it’s own regular phenomenon on a global scale.
I think to the majority of the population, it’s really quite humorous and unmistakably bizarre that people would sacrifice so much of themselves for a phone.… Continue reading